Pinch and a punch, it's the first day of the month

...no returns.
Farewell April, hello May!

M ary had a little lamb.
A n apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Y ou'd better appreciate this last month of official autumn. Winter's going to hit next June and we shall be...well, cold.

You know red, blue and yellow are my favourite colours. Not because they're the primary colours. They're my favourite colours, and they just so happen to be primary colours.

Anyway, may you all be blessed with an interesting and safe month.

And it's two weeks and a day until my birthday. Now if anyone knows where I can get some free cake...